2.26.2006

 

I know what you're thinking.

Huh.

I just wanted to share something with you all. I've had this blog for about a year and half now, and in that time, I've kept a not-so-close watch on my site counter. Why?

Well...I'll tell you...mostly because the semi-hilarity of the keywords typed into a search engine that would lead an unsuspecting stranger to my blog. Please. See for yourself...here is a decently comprehensive list:

6 "instead i poured the milk" google.com
1 TOO POOR TO PAY BACK STUDENT LOANS web.ask.com
1 mothers gone lesbo search.msn.com
1 black girls les bo search.msn.com
1 "instead I poured the milk" lyrics google.com
1 "hot child in the city" "Joan Jett" "Nick Gilder" guilder gelder google.com
1 austin's pizza google.com
1 lesbo myway.com
1 lyrics "instead i poured the milk" google.com
1 "dress this way just to keep them at bay" google.com
1 LESBO BLOG search.msn.com
1 BBQ cooking cartoon images search.msn.com
1 bbq things search.msn.com
1 Lizzy Bordon search.msn.com
1 lesbo search.msn.com
1 lesbo search.yahoo.com
1 "And instead I poured the milk" google.com
1 alisha silverstone search.msn.com
1 "me and cinderalla, we put it all together..." (lyrics) search.msn.com
1 BBQ Food and Folk Songs search.msn.com
1 "is a fine girl" lady life sea lyrics google.com
1 honey combs cerel search.msn.com
1 how to open a bbq rest search.msn.com
1 bbq caters search.msn.com
1 lesbo google.com



So, basically, somewhere...at sometime...in my blog, you will find all these words. I'm already very aware of my over-usage of song lyrics...but this is really just the icing on the cake.

I think my favorite one has to be the "mothers gone lesbo" search...mind you, this search was done without quotes encompassing the phrase, so you won't necessarily find the exact phrase "mothers gone lesbo" anywhere in my blog...in fact, let me take this opportunity to GUARANTEE that you will not find that here...

...but, due to my blog being selected six times when someone decided to search for "instead I poured the milk," this will result in my blog being pushed up higher in the rank of search results each and every time.

So...I'd like to thank you anonymous, amateur web surfers...for not only providing that facade of quantitative popularity that I've been craving my whole life, but also, for the sheer entertainment...

Thank you, indeed.

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