1.08.2006
Well, it's company policy to give you the plauge.
Every week there's a canal...or an inlet...or a fjord.
Yes. Every week...
So, here it is. At this late hour, all I can think of to make myself more interesting are Simpsons quotes and Simpson's related impulse purchases.
As I went on an endless search for the shifty whistle-ring, I found myself falling upon a variety of breath-powered novelties...
such as: the Oscar Myer Wienermobile whistle, the boring and useless key ring whistles, and, last but not least, my favorite...the tongue ring whistle.
Which did I end up purchasing?
Well, lets just say that all of you naysayers of ornamental mouth pieces are about to be...um, blown down...if you will.
Just think of all the everyday goings-on that'll give me the opportunity to help thy fellow man... It'd be like...like...I'm living a new life....
Day One
Little Girl: Mommy! Mommy! Puppy looked at me and then he ran-ed to the car that moved fast and didn't see puppy! Look Mommy!
Me: Don't worry, Little Girl......TWEEEEET! TWEEEET! You there, puppy! Stop before you find yourself flat!
Conclusion: Tongue whistle saves the day.
Day Two
Tongue whistle and Mel-a-rific break for Flag Day.
Day Three
Government Official: Alright then. It's settled. From this day forward, no other legislative action will commence officialdom until the sound of the whistle is heard during the 26th session of our...
Me: TWEEEET! TWEEET!
Government Official: Oh no! That's not how it was supossed to happen....!
The rest is left to your imagination....
Yes. Every week...
So, here it is. At this late hour, all I can think of to make myself more interesting are Simpsons quotes and Simpson's related impulse purchases.
As I went on an endless search for the shifty whistle-ring, I found myself falling upon a variety of breath-powered novelties...
such as: the Oscar Myer Wienermobile whistle, the boring and useless key ring whistles, and, last but not least, my favorite...the tongue ring whistle.
Which did I end up purchasing?
Well, lets just say that all of you naysayers of ornamental mouth pieces are about to be...um, blown down...if you will.
Just think of all the everyday goings-on that'll give me the opportunity to help thy fellow man... It'd be like...like...I'm living a new life....
Day One
Little Girl: Mommy! Mommy! Puppy looked at me and then he ran-ed to the car that moved fast and didn't see puppy! Look Mommy!
Me: Don't worry, Little Girl......TWEEEEET! TWEEEET! You there, puppy! Stop before you find yourself flat!
Conclusion: Tongue whistle saves the day.
Day Two
Tongue whistle and Mel-a-rific break for Flag Day.
Day Three
Government Official: Alright then. It's settled. From this day forward, no other legislative action will commence officialdom until the sound of the whistle is heard during the 26th session of our...
Me: TWEEEET! TWEEET!
Government Official: Oh no! That's not how it was supossed to happen....!
The rest is left to your imagination....
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