12.23.2005
I used to watch My Three Sons, but it got me all worked up before bedtime
I think that purchasing The Simpsons Season 7 is easily the best thing I've done this year.
I love sitting at home...drinking beer...and watching TV by myself...and being tired and delirious enough to uncontrollably laugh at everything that I've already seen probably 20 times in the past...
Oh. And I love, EVEN MORE, that I can recite the majority of the script...generally, unprompted...but, WITH prompts...I'm unstoppable!
I mean, I don't understand why I don't have a girlfriend. I personally think that this has to be the most attractive quality any singular person could possibly have...pssh...
Who needs a career...or education...or, what's that other thing? Oh yeah. Love....when there's The Simpsons?
I'll tell you who! Um, that guy....over there....
I love sitting at home...drinking beer...and watching TV by myself...and being tired and delirious enough to uncontrollably laugh at everything that I've already seen probably 20 times in the past...
Oh. And I love, EVEN MORE, that I can recite the majority of the script...generally, unprompted...but, WITH prompts...I'm unstoppable!
I mean, I don't understand why I don't have a girlfriend. I personally think that this has to be the most attractive quality any singular person could possibly have...pssh...
Who needs a career...or education...or, what's that other thing? Oh yeah. Love....when there's The Simpsons?
I'll tell you who! Um, that guy....over there....
