7.02.2005
Don't you just hate those pointless "teasers?"
I've decided to quit smoking. Cold turkey. I'm leaving some room in between the blows to my pride and self esteem (that I inflict upon myself daily) for a few "mistakes" here and there...nobody's perfect....and I hate that fucking guy, nobody...always making the rest of us look bad....jerkface.
So, in the future, you can look forward to following me on my many adventures...the surly, the irritable, and the desperate...as I battle the day by day steps of "seriously" quitting smoking...and of course, all the rest of the "hide the real me" that I'll be playing. I'm just going to have to be on my best self....that's all.
Why are you laughing? No really. I mean it this time! Ok...I know....this is the fourteenth time I've said this in the past 1o years. But, you have to realize that cigarettes are the MOST powerfully addictive drug out there...it's easier to drop a smack habit than it is to give up smoking!
How do I know this? Let's just say I've watched Trainspotting a number of times...and none of that "dead baby crawling over-head", "slinging shit at your girlfriend's parents" baloney compares to the first week of not smoking....and let's not even get into the cravings that come when you add beer into the formula! Just lock me up now!
All this talking about smack and cigarettes makes me want a smoke. Instead of focusing on smoking, I think I'll divert my brain towards the movie I just saw: Batman Begins
A mere two words come to mind: Nin jas
Stealthy, flying, black-clad...all the elements were there, and needless to say, it was an AWESOME movie.
That will be all then...goodnight.
So, in the future, you can look forward to following me on my many adventures...the surly, the irritable, and the desperate...as I battle the day by day steps of "seriously" quitting smoking...and of course, all the rest of the "hide the real me" that I'll be playing. I'm just going to have to be on my best self....that's all.
Why are you laughing? No really. I mean it this time! Ok...I know....this is the fourteenth time I've said this in the past 1o years. But, you have to realize that cigarettes are the MOST powerfully addictive drug out there...it's easier to drop a smack habit than it is to give up smoking!
How do I know this? Let's just say I've watched Trainspotting a number of times...and none of that "dead baby crawling over-head", "slinging shit at your girlfriend's parents" baloney compares to the first week of not smoking....and let's not even get into the cravings that come when you add beer into the formula! Just lock me up now!
All this talking about smack and cigarettes makes me want a smoke. Instead of focusing on smoking, I think I'll divert my brain towards the movie I just saw: Batman Begins
A mere two words come to mind: Nin jas
Stealthy, flying, black-clad...all the elements were there, and needless to say, it was an AWESOME movie.
That will be all then...goodnight.
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Congratulations on your decision to quit smoking!! I hope you make it and if you need any support along the way (money, sex, rock n roll) I'm happy to oblige...except for the money and sex thing. But hey, let's rock:
"Reach out and touch faith, you're own, personal, Jesus"
~The Booklahver
"Reach out and touch faith, you're own, personal, Jesus"
~The Booklahver
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: 8:32 AM
: 8:32 AM
i got ya personal jesus, right here!
but seriously---we here at HN Inc, are proud of your efforts to stop killing yourself slowly over a number of years. Besides, with all the $$ you'll save from not buying cigs--or 'fags' (teehee!) as they say across The Pond--you can afford to buy the new New Order CD! I bought it last week and so far, so good! (I'm also currently enjoying the f*ck out that punk cd you made me---i'm lovin' it!)
"Hold me closer, Tony Danza...count the headlights on the highway..."
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but seriously---we here at HN Inc, are proud of your efforts to stop killing yourself slowly over a number of years. Besides, with all the $$ you'll save from not buying cigs--or 'fags' (teehee!) as they say across The Pond--you can afford to buy the new New Order CD! I bought it last week and so far, so good! (I'm also currently enjoying the f*ck out that punk cd you made me---i'm lovin' it!)
"Hold me closer, Tony Danza...count the headlights on the highway..."
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