Austin's Lesbo BBQ

Spring fever has officially hit.

In the two previous years, it was around this time that I quit my job, said "fuck it" to being responsible and went out and drained my bank account while enjoying the wonderful spring time that Austin has to offer.

But, not this year. This year I'm going to keep my job...mostly because it so unlike a real job that I hardly realize I'm even working when I'm there...and they really don't care whether I'm there or not either. So, basically, if I want to take off and have fun, nobody's stopping me...except for that pesky bank account again...damn.

So...in lieu of working much this weekend, I had fun! I enjoyed a lovely get together at my ex's girlfriend's house, had a rockin' time and sustained an injury at Rolly Derby...but that didn't stop me from ending the night with a couple more vodka tonics and a dance off at Elysium. Or at least I think that's what I did...

It's always fun waking up the next morning and spending the entire day analyzing what was done over the past two days...ahhhhh, rest.

Come to think of it, the manic episodes all came after a rather creepy run-in with one of the world's most recognized corporate characters...

ronald-no!

There were a few takes on what McDonald's was trying to accomplish with this MaCabre illustration...I initially though he looked like IT...but, then it was pointed out to me that he looks more like he's about to be annihilated from above by a dinosaur.

I've concluded that it was probably a conspiracy between a disgruntled Grimace and a recidivating Hamburgler...maybe there was a dinosaur involved...you never know with those two. But, if we can all pull together and hope for one thing, let it be that Ronald be squashed...into little, little pieces...he's so fucking creepy.