4.18.2005
Hi-Fi, Low-Fi...there's SOME sort of quality there, right?
What a great weekend...really it was!
Gee...just think about it...how wonderful it would be if I could be surrounded by ALL my friends ALL the time. It'd be like...like....cupcakes topped with blue whipped-cream based frosting...at my birthday party...with the Pointer Sisters' "Jump!" guiding the hurdling bodies over each other in the Spiderman moonwalk...this is how I envision ringing in my 26th year. Or even better yet, if the Pointer Sisters themselves could ACTUALLY be there...but, really...I digress.
I learned so much in the past couple of days...such as:
How many college degrees it takes to change a flat tire...apparently, at least seven. Oh yeah...and that doesn't count for much when the replacement tire is also flat.
Is it possible to relive your dorm days? Eh...probably not...but you can come close with a unisesx slumber party! Re-Experience that "guy down the hall" dropping your personal hygiene and perfumed products in the toilet...you know, just for fun.
And...that's it. There's absolutely nothing else I learned in the past two days...except for maybe that three hours of sleep actually does interfere with pizza delivery...and you were wondering why it took a hour to get your goddamn food.
Gee...just think about it...how wonderful it would be if I could be surrounded by ALL my friends ALL the time. It'd be like...like....cupcakes topped with blue whipped-cream based frosting...at my birthday party...with the Pointer Sisters' "Jump!" guiding the hurdling bodies over each other in the Spiderman moonwalk...this is how I envision ringing in my 26th year. Or even better yet, if the Pointer Sisters themselves could ACTUALLY be there...but, really...I digress.
I learned so much in the past couple of days...such as:
How many college degrees it takes to change a flat tire...apparently, at least seven. Oh yeah...and that doesn't count for much when the replacement tire is also flat.
Is it possible to relive your dorm days? Eh...probably not...but you can come close with a unisesx slumber party! Re-Experience that "guy down the hall" dropping your personal hygiene and perfumed products in the toilet...you know, just for fun.
And...that's it. There's absolutely nothing else I learned in the past two days...except for maybe that three hours of sleep actually does interfere with pizza delivery...and you were wondering why it took a hour to get your goddamn food.
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Why, God, why would you want to relive your dorm days? Well, the unisex slumber parties _are_ fun, but that doesn't make up for the unheard of food and chunks of hair in the shower resembling small rodents.
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