4.15.2005
Everybody's workin' for the weekend...except for me...'cause, for the weekend, I'm working.
News in my life this week:
1. I have a new roommate! My old and nearly perfect current roommate will be moving out as of May 1st. I'll miss her...or actually, I'll miss living by myself with this mysterious check-dropping angel stopping by ever so often...I think I've forgotten what she looks like.
Soooo...I'll have another couple of months by myself until the new roomie moves in on July 1st....yay. BUT, as always, there's a twist...the house, is, HAUNTED! No. That'd be too easy. The real twist is that this new roommate is my ex-girlfriend's current girlfriend.
Yes. We're all friendly with each other. No. There will be no group sex. But, it is going to be a little weird getting used to have my ex-girlfriend around all the time....again. There may be more escaping into my head than I'm prepared for...but, I don't think so.
2. I've been called for jury duty AGAIN! Do you know how many times I've been called for jury duty since I turned 18? DO YOU?!? Well, I believe this marks the FIFTH fucking time. The first few times I was still in school so I could weasel out easily. The fourth time I was unable to weasel out...I was selected to serve on the jury for a trial that lasted two weeks, only to be notified that I was the alternate juror at the end of the ordeal. That's like studying for a test for two weeks and then the teacher telling you that the grade counts for nothing...but thanks for your effort!
SO, this time I've been called for federal jury service...which is a little bit more interesting, I guess. And get this, there's not a one time impanelment session, but rather, I have to call this phone number every Friday for two months because I'm "on-call" for jury service. So, any plans to go out of town or to do anything between May 2nd and July 1st have to be made now... because at any moment the Federal Gavel of Justice signal might appear in the sky and I will be bound to serve my country impartially.
I'm not really sure why I've been called for jury duty so many times...I know it's supposed to be random...but there's gotta be something that's making my name come up so often. I have a feeling that the run-in I had with that cop when I was 17 has something to do with this...
This is probably what he meant when he said, "Young lady, the decisions you make now will affect you for THE REST OF YOU'RE LIFE!"
Sneaky bastard.
1. I have a new roommate! My old and nearly perfect current roommate will be moving out as of May 1st. I'll miss her...or actually, I'll miss living by myself with this mysterious check-dropping angel stopping by ever so often...I think I've forgotten what she looks like.
Soooo...I'll have another couple of months by myself until the new roomie moves in on July 1st....yay. BUT, as always, there's a twist...the house, is, HAUNTED! No. That'd be too easy. The real twist is that this new roommate is my ex-girlfriend's current girlfriend.
Yes. We're all friendly with each other. No. There will be no group sex. But, it is going to be a little weird getting used to have my ex-girlfriend around all the time....again. There may be more escaping into my head than I'm prepared for...but, I don't think so.
2. I've been called for jury duty AGAIN! Do you know how many times I've been called for jury duty since I turned 18? DO YOU?!? Well, I believe this marks the FIFTH fucking time. The first few times I was still in school so I could weasel out easily. The fourth time I was unable to weasel out...I was selected to serve on the jury for a trial that lasted two weeks, only to be notified that I was the alternate juror at the end of the ordeal. That's like studying for a test for two weeks and then the teacher telling you that the grade counts for nothing...but thanks for your effort!
SO, this time I've been called for federal jury service...which is a little bit more interesting, I guess. And get this, there's not a one time impanelment session, but rather, I have to call this phone number every Friday for two months because I'm "on-call" for jury service. So, any plans to go out of town or to do anything between May 2nd and July 1st have to be made now... because at any moment the Federal Gavel of Justice signal might appear in the sky and I will be bound to serve my country impartially.
I'm not really sure why I've been called for jury duty so many times...I know it's supposed to be random...but there's gotta be something that's making my name come up so often. I have a feeling that the run-in I had with that cop when I was 17 has something to do with this...
This is probably what he meant when he said, "Young lady, the decisions you make now will affect you for THE REST OF YOU'RE LIFE!"
Sneaky bastard.
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"I'm not really sure why I've been called for jury duty so many times...I know it's supposed to be random...but there's gotta be something that's making my name come up so often. I have a feeling that the run-in I had with that cop when I was 17 has something to do with this..."
No way! I think there's a baliff or stenographer at the courthouse that has the hots for you...
No way! I think there's a baliff or stenographer at the courthouse that has the hots for you...
Well, I sure hope it's a stenographer because they're just so cute with their tiny typewritters and all...like it's some kind of language they went to school for and all...awwwwww.
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