Austin's Lesbo BBQ

By the way...Girls suck. I'm sure all you men know this already...in fact, you're probably thinking...'Hey, you lesbians have it easy...you all understand each other and there's no guessing about what anyone wants'...But, just so you know, this is not the case.

Just imagine TWO of your significant other (e.g. wife, girlfriend, crush, third grade math teacher, etc...) trying to politely communicate thoughts and intentions...lots o' harmony with a lack of straight-forwardness. Yeah. So, eventually, there's really nothing to be said for any sort of a progressive relationship...and then we're back to ground zero...Girls suck.

What I really don't like about the whole 'dating' thing, is how someone else has the power to make me feel insecure and insignificant. Fuck that. Yeah, so I say "fuck that", but at the same time, I'll do just about anything to prove that I'm far from worthlessness...damnit. Now I'm in a position that appears aloof and cold. I'll tell you, I'm not far from writing my own personal power ballad that simultaneously declares my sensitivity and toughness.

So, besides my lame-ass dating issues...how was Christmas for everyone?...Good, I hope. I know mine was quite tolerable. We had turkey, sugar, gifts and way too much a Christmas music and decoration.

Everything was just peachy...My dad gave me the best accommodations a daughter could ask for...a bedroom complete with a creepy balloon caretaker. You thought clowns were scary? Well, a floating snowman with googily eyes is far more unpleasant. Apparently, my stepmother thought it was appropriate to decorate my stepbrother's bedroom with a festive balloon creature. I actually didn't notice it until I lay down to sleep on Friday night...at which time, I was greeted with this bit of frosty nightmare fuel.

I was so moved by the experience that, as I lay in bed, I took a picture from my perspective. I'm working on getting it up here for all blog enthusiasts to enjoy.

Until then, get back to work! I'm going to sleep now...

# posted by themellenhead @ 2:27 AM