11.22.2004
O.k.
This is your final warning: Keep your hands off my shit while I'm gone. Oh, and no yetis in the house either. I really mean it this time.
Cat B has been assigned narc duty for the next five days...and don't think she won't enforce her power! If she catches you playing that "kitty in the fridge, kitty in the oven" game with Bojangles again, we're seriously going to be over...NO, REALLY! I mean it this time!
I'll be back at the end of the week...enjoy your Hungry Man chopped and formed turkey and fixin's on Thursday...and I'll notice if you eat my one can of jellied cranberry sauce, so put the thought out of your mind...
I'm out...
This is your final warning: Keep your hands off my shit while I'm gone. Oh, and no yetis in the house either. I really mean it this time.
Cat B has been assigned narc duty for the next five days...and don't think she won't enforce her power! If she catches you playing that "kitty in the fridge, kitty in the oven" game with Bojangles again, we're seriously going to be over...NO, REALLY! I mean it this time!
I'll be back at the end of the week...enjoy your Hungry Man chopped and formed turkey and fixin's on Thursday...and I'll notice if you eat my one can of jellied cranberry sauce, so put the thought out of your mind...
I'm out...
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Have a great Thanksgiving in the Windy City. And while you're there, check out a Jerry Springer show if they still make them...I can't wait to see you in the audience puffing your chest out in anticipation of a fight with some inbred person on stage who likes to "knock boots" with their sister. Fun for all!
~The Booklahver
~The Booklahver
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: 12:36 PM
: 12:36 PM
hey! we need the scoop on Chi-town! I got yer postcards--thanks! In need of a mel-a-rific fix...post soon! Please!
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