9.02.2004
My car get's 500 hectares to 1 litre of kerosine...and that's the way I likes it!
What the hell!?! How exactly can the City of Austin Solid Waste services justify charging me a $15 new service fee when I've been living here for 10 months and all I did was switch the bill into my name? I want to see this "new" service that I will be getting for my $15.
That's it. The trash guys will be here tomorrow...early in the morning. I won't even sleep tonight...I will down about 5 shots of whiskey before I maniacally jump out of the 60-gallon trash cart and pounch on the unsuspecting city employee. I think a good headlock while shouting "It's your people that have kept Esperanto from flourishing!! It will not be repressed any longer! Rise up! Rise up!" would really get my point across..ahhh, that would be worth $15...
That's it. The trash guys will be here tomorrow...early in the morning. I won't even sleep tonight...I will down about 5 shots of whiskey before I maniacally jump out of the 60-gallon trash cart and pounch on the unsuspecting city employee. I think a good headlock while shouting "It's your people that have kept Esperanto from flourishing!! It will not be repressed any longer! Rise up! Rise up!" would really get my point across..ahhh, that would be worth $15...
