Austin's Lesbo BBQ

Geeeesshhh! I don't get it. I've been eating from this one tub of cream cheese for at least three weeks now and it is still only half gone! I eat a bagel a day. And then I sometimes put it on toast for an evening snack. I even put a small bit in my scrambled eggs that I make nearly everyday. Still.

It's like it's never ending...almost magical.

It hurts me to think that it will probably grow fuzz before I am able to consume it all, so as a token of my appreciation, I'm writing it a requiem...um, inspired by the Eurythmics "Sweet Dreams"...and Weird Al...ok, so it's not original at all...just deal with it.

Cream cheese nourish me please!
Who am I to smear with such ease?
I've traveled the stores and seen groceries
Everybody agrees that you're something!

Some of them want to chew you.
Some of them want to get chewed by you.
Some of them want to consume you.
Some of them want to be consumed.

Heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy. Ahhhhhhaaaaa Ohhhhh....Oooooooohh

Hold your spread up!
Keep your spread up!
(smoothin' on)


Ok. So I wasn't that creative...but neither were the Eurythmics.