Austin's Lesbo BBQ

I'm sitting here typing on my computer machine feelin' just like the bee's knees and the cat's pajamas, I tell you. Why? Well, because I got a new fancy desk chair, silly. I haven't felt this important since I was called upon to fix that leak in the unisex toilet.

My friend's very kind brother gave me a soft and comfy desk chair...it's like no other. I am now able to sit in front of my computer and stroke my sinister cat while contemplating the fortune I received from the exclusive Imperial Gardens Asian restaurant located in Destin, Florida:


Cut this out and keep it with you at all times