7.21.2004
My nightly news alternative
I don't watch much TV. But when I do, it's generally one of these shows: The Simpsons or Jeopardy.
I actually got to watch Jeopardy today only to find out that the smarmy guy named Ken is still fucking a contestant on there. Will the madness ever stop? His total winnings are now over 1.5 million dollars and he's been on the show for some sickening amount of time, like every day for 2 months!
I have seen him guess and get right at least four daily doubles and be all "Awww, shucks...I don't know how I got that right!"
I want him to go down in flames...flames I tell you.
I don't know why I'm so cynical about it. Maybe it's because inbetween seeing his face everyday at 5 o'clock, I end up watching that chick from The View urge me about talking to my doctor about a suitable aspirin regimen. Or maybe my cynicism stems from listening to a five year old girl ask her grandmother why she is chugging her fiber while aptly pointing out that "Mommy doesn't chug her fiber."
Honestly, I don't know the true reason.
But, he must go. Somebody's got to be able to kick his ass...or maybe the mythical "judges" that Alex is always consulting over his right shoulder will make an long awaited appearance and drag Ken off stage.
I actually got to watch Jeopardy today only to find out that the smarmy guy named Ken is still fucking a contestant on there. Will the madness ever stop? His total winnings are now over 1.5 million dollars and he's been on the show for some sickening amount of time, like every day for 2 months!
I have seen him guess and get right at least four daily doubles and be all "Awww, shucks...I don't know how I got that right!"
I want him to go down in flames...flames I tell you.
I don't know why I'm so cynical about it. Maybe it's because inbetween seeing his face everyday at 5 o'clock, I end up watching that chick from The View urge me about talking to my doctor about a suitable aspirin regimen. Or maybe my cynicism stems from listening to a five year old girl ask her grandmother why she is chugging her fiber while aptly pointing out that "Mommy doesn't chug her fiber."
Honestly, I don't know the true reason.
But, he must go. Somebody's got to be able to kick his ass...or maybe the mythical "judges" that Alex is always consulting over his right shoulder will make an long awaited appearance and drag Ken off stage.
