7.30.2004
I left a note on the counter
Will you take care of my cats while I'm gone? I know...I said that I wouldn't do this...but somebody needs to pay attention to them. Me being gone will give Cat B the opportunity to shine.
Also, I need someone to keep my seat at the bar warm while I'm gone. The bartenders won't know what to do when "that chick that always comes in here wearing that one shirt and doesn't say anything" doesn't appear. The place just might have to shut down.
Oh yeah. I also need someone to engage in some sarcastic banter with that girl that I think is really cute...she can't seem to remember my name because it's slightly off and doesn't make any sense. I wouldn't want to confuse her...so preferably you'd be willing to take on a pseudonym that would fit the previously mentioned characteristics.
Thanks. I owe you dinner and a beer. You're the greatest.
Also, I need someone to keep my seat at the bar warm while I'm gone. The bartenders won't know what to do when "that chick that always comes in here wearing that one shirt and doesn't say anything" doesn't appear. The place just might have to shut down.
Oh yeah. I also need someone to engage in some sarcastic banter with that girl that I think is really cute...she can't seem to remember my name because it's slightly off and doesn't make any sense. I wouldn't want to confuse her...so preferably you'd be willing to take on a pseudonym that would fit the previously mentioned characteristics.
Thanks. I owe you dinner and a beer. You're the greatest.
